“Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they're against it.”Category:
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- Currently 4.75/5 Stars.
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“Democrats couldn't care less if people in Indiana hate them. But if Europeans curl their lips, liberals can't look at themselves in the mirror.”Category:
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- Currently 4.61905/5 Stars.
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“I know Jesus Christ died for my sins, and that's all I really need to know.”Category:
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- Currently 4.57143/5 Stars.
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“I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.”Category:
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- Currently 3.85714/5 Stars.
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“I'm not going to be lectured to.”Category:
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- Currently 4/5 Stars.
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“I've decided to cut out the part of the speech where I say anything nice about Democrats.”Category:
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- Currently 3.8/5 Stars.
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“If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does.”Category:
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- Currently 5/5 Stars.
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“If we're so cruel to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren't they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?”Category:
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- Currently 5/5 Stars.
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“Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.”Category:
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- Currently 4.66667/5 Stars.
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“Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties - provided we're only talking about criminals.”Category:
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- Currently 5/5 Stars.
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“Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.”Category:
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- Currently 4.85714/5 Stars.
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“Taxes are like abortion, and not just because both are grotesque procedures supported by Democrats. You're for them or against them. Taxes go up or down; government raises taxes or lowers them. But Democrats will not let the words "abortion" or "tax hikes" pass their lips.”Category:
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- Currently 4.5/5 Stars.
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“The Democrats have no actual policy proposals of their own unless constant carping counts as a policy.”Category:
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- Currently 3.33333/5 Stars.
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“The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control.”Category:
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- Currently 4.4/5 Stars.
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“The really amazing part, to me, was when Florida made it into the Final Four, the Democrats didn't demand a recount.”Category:
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- Currently 4.33333/5 Stars.
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“They've hit us and we've got to hit back hard, and I'm not just talking about the terrorists.”Category:
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- Currently 4/5 Stars.
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“Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.”Category:
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- Currently 4.66667/5 Stars.
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“We don't want someone who will get 98 percent of the vote. We want someone who will get 51 percent of the vote.”Category:
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- Currently 4/5 Stars.
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“We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war.”Category:
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- Currently 4.4/5 Stars.
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“We've finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don't want to fight it. They would, except it would put them on the same side as the United States.”Category:
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- Currently 4.73333/5 Stars.
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